Father's Day

Today is Father's Day and our gift to Kelly was being as far away from him as possible. He enjoyed a nice quiet weekend in Amsterdam all alone, and we enjoyed our Georgia friends.
 I gave the kids a quiz about Kelly to help me share our love from across the ocean.
Some children answered quickly and easily. Others (one in particular) proved to be quite difficult.
Overall, I just wanted to be sure that this guy knew that he means the world to us and that we would be lost without him. What a blessing it is to get to be with him forever. 

RYAN
What is Dad's name? Kelly
How old is Dad? 34
How tall? 5'5"
How much does he weigh? 100 lbs
What color is his hair? none
What color are his eyes? Brown
Dad is smart because he knows.... how to make us laugh.
At his job, Dad.... prices flights.
My favorite memory with dad is....sitting on the roof, playing ipad.
Dad's favorite food is.... hashbrowns.
Dad's favorite treat is.... peanuts.
One of my favorite things to do with Dad is.... wrestle.
Dad makes me happy when he.... tickles me.
I make Dad happy when I.... rub his feet.
Dad always tells me/or says... "Have you finished your homework?"
Dad is good at.... annoying Mom.
If Dad could go anywhere he would go to Hawaii and take Mom.
I really love it when my dad....takes me on trips.
Dad makes me laugh when... he makes a funny joke.
Dad spends the day... working.
Dad taught me... how to be loving.
Before kids, Dad... played iPad.
When I grow up I hope I can  ___BE__ like my dad.
I know Dad loves me because... he wrestles with me.
If I could give Dad anything, I would give him... a private jet.
What I love most about my dad is... he gets us money.

CAMERON
What is Dad's name? Kelly
How old is Dad? 30-something
How tall? Um...maybe 14 feet
How much does he weigh? Um....um...14 pounds.
What color is his hair? Red
What color are his eyes? Brown (I'm guessing)
Dad is smart because he knows.... times problems.
At his job, Dad.... works for Delta.
My favorite memory with dad is.... wrestling.
Dad's favorite food is.... onions.
Dad's favorite treat is.... candy.
One of my favorite things to do with Dad is.... wrestling.
Dad makes me happy when he.... wrestles with me.
I make Dad happy when I.... wrestle with him.
Dad always tells me/or says... Um...I don't know.
Dad is good at.... wrestling.
If Dad could go anywhere he would go to the beach and take Mom. 
I really love it when my dad.... wrestles with me.
Dad makes me laugh when...
Dad spends the day... going to work.
Dad taught me...
Before kids, Dad... I don't know, I wasn't there.
When I grow up I hope I can get money like my dad.
I know Dad loves me because...
If I could give Dad anything, I would give him... a cotton candy room.
What I love most about my dad is... when he doesn't go to the toilet when I want to play with him.

BEVERLY
What is Dad's name? Daddy
How old is Dad? I don't know.
How tall? Very tall.
How much does he weigh? 1,000 lbs
What color is his hair? Nothing.
What color are his eyes? I don't know.
Dad is smart because he knows.... how to help others.
At his job, Dad.... cleans up. 
My favorite memory with dad is.... playing with him. 
Dad's favorite food is.... fish.
Dad's favorite treat is.... chocolate.
One of my favorite things to do with Dad is.... play thumb war.
Dad makes me happy when he.... makes funny faces.
I make Dad happy when I.... be kind.
Dad always tells me/or says... "Clean up."
Dad is good at.... doing work.
If Dad could go anywhere he would go to the ice cream place and take Bev.
I really love it when my dad.... is happy.
Dad makes me laugh when... he does funny faces.
Dad spends the day... going to work.
Dad taught me... to be nice.
Before kids, Dad... I don't know.
When I grow up I hope I can  ________ like my dad.
I know Dad loves me because...
If I could give Dad anything, I would give him... a present.
What I love most about my dad is... when he is nice to me.

CHARLIE
What is Dad's name? Charlie.
How old is Dad? 3.
How tall? No.
How much does he weigh? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10....thru 15.
What color is his hair? Yes, today is Sunday.
What color are his eyes? I don't want to see it.
Dad is smart because he knows.... no, no, no, no, no, take a nap.

Thus ended Charlie's questionnaire. I decided to answer the rest for him.

At his job, Dad....
My favorite memory with dad is.... spelling with Dad.
Dad's favorite food is.... Charlie loves to sit in bed with Kelly and eat pistachios.
Dad's favorite treat is.... Charlie knows it's cookie dough and would say so if he could be bothered right now.
One of my favorite things to do with Dad is.... Charlie loves to read books with Kelly. 
Dad makes me happy when he.... Charlie loves to ride bikes to school with Kelly.
I make Dad happy when I.... use the toilet appropriately.
Dad always tells me/or says... "Spell ____ for me, Charlie."
Dad is good at.... Reading maps. The guy is amazing. (Direct quote............ but not really a direct quote.)
If Dad could go anywhere he would go to Jerusalem and take no one, because nobody would go with him, because nobody is stupid.
I really love it when my dad.... wrestles.
Dad makes me laugh when... he knocks charlie over with his belly.
Dad spends the day... at work missing Charlie.
Dad taught me... how to read.
Before kids, Dad... was lost, had nothing to live for. He pined for children...I'm sure of it.
When I grow up I hope I can  be as awesome as my dad.
I know Dad loves me because... it shows in everything he does.
If I could give Dad anything, I would give him... a good night's rest.
What I love most about my dad is... how hard he works and how much fun he is, especially when he takes Charlie exploring.